
one direction quotes i quote dailyđ
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zayn

âvas happeninâ

âloueh you ideotâ

âminions are fucking sickâ

âi didnât learn anything in japanâ

âall day all night dj malik dj malikâ

âmalabamiâ

âwoh! are ya crazeh? you donât have to to tell them!

âone millionn to da bitches in da houseâ

âi drunk to much energy juiceeâ

you want a spring roll bebz? bebz?

âiâm a vampire get awayâ

âi got a durty moufâđ

âitâs a⌠MARACAAAâ

âwhoopsie fucking daisyâ

âdo a roleh polehâ

âi wouldnât date any of ya, cus none of ya picked meâ

âiâm just a little boy from bradford now im smashing itâ
niall

âjust chillin out in me boxâ

âlook fab, feel fabâ

âpotatooâ

âsnap snap snap, cool cool cool but insteadâŚ
jab jab jab, push push push not cool!â

âcome on barbie letâs go party ah ah ah yeahâ

âsomeone said, your in the dark,
well i tell ya what sherlock holmesâ

âwhere we going today markâ

âwelcome to my fridge wonât ya come on inâ

âpranks, laughs, ahâ

âsugar pop, sugar pop, sugar sugar pop popâ

âaAaAaAâđđź

âwe took a chOnceâ

âitâs sir. donât call me niall, itâs sir to youâ

âmashed tatas, roast tatas, new baby tatasâ

âaw wachu do that forâ

interviewer: âi know how to twirk itâ
niall: âcan we seeâ

âI LOVE DUCKSâ

âi fell over playing golf and it was sooreeâ
oH nO nIaL

louis: âfor god sake niallâ niall: âAHHHâ
harry: âfor the benefit of the radio nialls just dropped his teaâ

â10000 squats today. gonna have an ass on me like lil kardashianâ
harry

âi like.. serveđ â

âget out of my kitchenâ

âis vodka straight, no gayâ

âsimple but effectiveâ

âlolahh, lolahhâ

âwe are menđ¤ŹđŞđź. weâre menđ§ââď¸đđĽ°â

âiâm tired and itâs wintahâ

âzebra, where!?â

âlondons. quite. big.â

âtwo bananas for a pound, three bananas for a EUROOâ

âiâm really sorry i was having a weeâ

âthis is a family show⌠OR IS ITTâ

harry: âhow is your headâ. fan: ânever had any complaintsâ

âwithout this and my four nipples in nothingâ

âitâs not about winners or losers but we wonâ

harry: âiâd do niallâ
liam: âif you had 24 hours left to live what would you doâ

âi cry in a cool wayâ
louis

âcan anyone hear running wotahâ

âi like girls who eat carrotsâ

âit says do not do all 9.. so i dialled 9â

âoo as hit me in the head wiv a fookin chicken nuggetâ
âyour taking the piss now have it back!â

âwhat do you bring liam no hairâ

âooh itâs watchu do to mehâ

âKEVINNNâ

âliam iâve never seen you look so goodâ

louis: âuh yeah i do mind actuallyâ
interviewer: âdo you mind if i call you louis tomlibooâ

louis: âfunnily enough i do yeah i was in the bandâ
simon: âdid you know 8 years ago today, was the day that one direction formedâ

âstop the traffic, let em throughâ

âniall the bad boy?give it a rest, niall the churchboy more likeâ

âno niall ofc iâve never learnt about a roundabout in malaysiaâ
louis: iâm sure iâve already learned about thisâ niall: âreallyâ

liam: âmaturity from you!?â. louis: âum yes liam actuallyâ

âweâre doing it the tommo wayâ
âforget what they taught you in scouts paynoâ

âi fookin hate avocadosâ

âgive it up for one addition, one subtraction!â

âand iâm jennifuhâ

louis: âyeah full of watches and bitchesâ
harry: âthese two went to a gangster partyâ

âsimon sit down stop clappingâ
liam

âi have a weird fear of spoonsâ

âmy turtle was just missing a footâ

âharry sheâs fiveâ

âvas happening celineâ

âi can be a bit weird sometimesâ
âwhy is that funny?â

âhmuhmuhmu my veinsâ

âdj payne in the houseâ

âi hope he sings it to your mamaâ
(strip that down)

âwhen the beat dropped, panties did tooâ
âroses are red, violets are blueâ

âuh i am a daddyâ

âhi boys, hiâ
Ok, so hereâs what Iâm thinking. First opening number is gonna be really big, so stay with me âcause Iâm quite quick and 5, 6, 7, 8! And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy. And Zayn, pirouette. And Louis, do the splits. And, Liam, you stay exactly where you are because you are perfect

liam: âi love chickenâ
niall: âbaby if you say you want me to drive, to kfcâ

âharry does fall, a lot on stage.â
âand he likes women of a certain ageâ

âolder women love me especially ya mumâ
âmy girlfriends older ya ainât wrongâ

âi got that 1d that will drive your lady crazyâ











