one direction quotes i quote daily💭

‘loueh you ideot’

‘minions are fucking sick’

‘i didn’t learn anything in japan’

‘all day all night dj malik dj malik’

‘malabami’

‘woh! are ya crazeh? you don’t have to to tell them!

‘one millionn to da bitches in da house’

‘i drunk to much energy juicee’

you want a spring roll bebz? bebz?

‘i’m a vampire get away’

‘i got a durty mouf’💅

‘it’s a… MARACAAA’

‘whoopsie fucking daisy’

‘do a roleh poleh’

‘i wouldn’t date any of ya, cus none of ya picked me’

‘i’m just a little boy from bradford now im smashing it’

‘look fab, feel fab’

‘potatoo’

‘snap snap snap, cool cool cool but instead…

jab jab jab, push push push not cool!’

‘come on barbie let’s go party ah ah ah yeah’

‘someone said, your in the dark,

well i tell ya what sherlock holmes’

‘where we going today mark’

‘welcome to my fridge won’t ya come on in’

‘pranks, laughs, ah’

‘sugar pop, sugar pop, sugar sugar pop pop’

‘aAaAaA’💁🏼

‘we took a chOnce’

‘it’s sir. don’t call me niall, it’s sir to you’

‘mashed tatas, roast tatas, new baby tatas’

‘aw wachu do that for’

interviewer: ‘i know how to twirk it’

niall: ‘can we see’

‘I LOVE DUCKS’

‘i fell over playing golf and it was sooree’

oH nO nIaL

louis: ‘for god sake niall’ niall: ‘AHHH’

harry: ‘for the benefit of the radio nialls just dropped his tea’

‘10000 squats today. gonna have an ass on me like lil kardashian’

‘get out of my kitchen’

‘is vodka straight, no gay’

‘simple but effective’

‘lolahh, lolahh’

‘we are men🤬💪🏼. we’re men🧚‍♀️💞🥰’

‘i’m tired and it’s wintah’

‘zebra, where!?’

‘londons. quite. big.’

‘two bananas for a pound, three bananas for a EUROO’

‘i’m really sorry i was having a wee’

‘this is a family show… OR IS ITT’

harry: ‘how is your head’. fan: ‘never had any complaints’

‘without this and my four nipples in nothing’

‘it’s not about winners or losers but we won’

harry: ‘i’d do niall’

liam: ‘if you had 24 hours left to live what would you do’

‘i cry in a cool way’

‘i like girls who eat carrots’

‘it says do not do all 9.. so i dialled 9’

‘oo as hit me in the head wiv a fookin chicken nugget’

‘your taking the piss now have it back!’

‘what do you bring liam no hair’

‘ooh it’s watchu do to meh’

‘KEVINNN’

‘liam i’ve never seen you look so good’

louis: ‘uh yeah i do mind actually’

interviewer: ‘do you mind if i call you louis tomliboo’

louis: ‘funnily enough i do yeah i was in the band’

simon: ‘did you know 8 years ago today, was the day that one direction formed’

‘stop the traffic, let em through’

‘niall the bad boy?give it a rest, niall the churchboy more like’

‘no niall ofc i’ve never learnt about a roundabout in malaysia’

louis: i’m sure i’ve already learned about this’ niall: ‘really’

liam: ‘maturity from you!?’. louis: ‘um yes liam actually’

‘we’re doing it the tommo way’

‘forget what they taught you in scouts payno’

‘i fookin hate avocados’

‘give it up for one addition, one subtraction!’

‘and i’m jennifuh’

louis: ‘yeah full of watches and bitches’

harry: ‘these two went to a gangster party’

‘simon sit down stop clapping’

‘my turtle was just missing a foot’

‘harry she’s five’

‘vas happening celine’

‘i can be a bit weird sometimes’

‘why is that funny?’

‘hmuhmuhmu my veins’

‘dj payne in the house’

‘i hope he sings it to your mama’

(strip that down)

‘when the beat dropped, panties did too’

‘roses are red, violets are blue’

‘uh i am a daddy’

‘hi boys, hi’

Ok, so here’s what I’m thinking. First opening number is gonna be really big, so stay with me ‘cause I’m quite quick and 5, 6, 7, 8! And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy. And Zayn, pirouette. And Louis, do the splits. And, Liam, you stay exactly where you are because you are perfect

liam: ‘i love chicken’

niall: ‘baby if you say you want me to drive, to kfc’

‘harry does fall, a lot on stage.’

‘and he likes women of a certain age’

‘older women love me especially ya mum’

‘my girlfriends older ya ain’t wrong’

‘i got that 1d that will drive your lady crazy’

‘dinosaurs mate, straight up’