quotes💗

maggie!

01/11/2024

silly

#2

“maybe they don’t get down and dirty. maybe they get squeaky clean” - kalynn koury, sinjin drowning podcast episode #15

#1 - “What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.” - Dwight Schrute

#1

“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.” - Dwight Schrute

serious

#19

“i’m holding on (barely); mama’s got a lot to learn (it’s heavy)” - adele

#18 - “you cannot heal your way to a world where; negativity doesn’t exist.; it always will.; you cannot heal your way into the most physically perfect; version of yourself.; that's not who you were born and built to be.; you cannot heal your way out of every worry, issue, struggle, grief, sadness, or down day.; that's not the point of being alive.; the point of healing is not to return to a place where; everything is perfect. instead, it is to begin to; develop the ability to respond to what's imperfect.; you cannot heal your way out of being human, and; you were never supposed to” - Brianna West

#18

“you cannot heal your way to a world where; negativity doesn’t exist.; it always will.; you cannot heal your way into the most physically perfect; version of yourself.; that's not who you were born and built to be.; you cannot heal your way out of every worry, issue, struggle, grief, sadness, or down day.; that's not the point of being alive.; the point of healing is not to return to a place where; everything is perfect. instead, it is to begin to; develop the ability to respond to what's imperfect.; you cannot heal your way out of being human, and; you were never supposed to” - Brianna West

#17 - “love must be vaster than my smile or touch. for me, love's like the wind, unseen, unknown. i really don't know what "i love you" means; i think it means "don't leave me here alone". - Neil Gaiman

#17

“love must be vaster than my smile or touch. for me, love's like the wind, unseen, unknown. i really don't know what "i love you" means; i think it means "don't leave me here alone". - Neil Gaiman