ranking stardew valley bachelors and bachelorettes
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12
eliott
THE ORIGINAL CREEP. IT'S STRANGE THAT PEOPLE LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE'S "ROMANTIC." HE'S ACTUALLY A CREEP, A REAL CREEP. pls stay away from me.
11
penny
she's even more boring than maru. at least maru does robots and other things but penny ughh. and I don't think she's that cute. she scares me when she gets angry. and it's annoying that our hearts get cut when we reject her in the heart event.
10
maru
she'a boring and I don't like her father but the robot she made was really cute
9
harvey
i know people have been loving harvey lately but he's really boring. I'm sorry but these are the facts.
8
shane
i mean, he's really rude. sometimes people say "you love haley but you don't like Shane just because he's rude?" yes because SHANE IS AN ALCOHOLIC. HE IS AN ALCOHOLIC?? okay, he changes over time, but that doesn't matter. I love women who are mean to me, but this doesn't apply to men.
7
alex
if you're playing a male character, it's really cute. but if you're a female character, it's really weird. I don't know. I mean, it's fine if you're a man sooo
6
emily
not knowing what's going on in her head scares me sometimes, but I love her and her parrot so much.
5
sebastian
who doesn't like twink emo boys? I mean, it would be better if he came out of that basement more often. I remember sometimes giving him half a day to come out of his room. okay, got it, you got daddy issues, but oh man, do I have to wait for you all day long??
4
abigail
we all love a woman who can protect us. she literally kills someone to protect us like girl?? and I love her heart events, they are all so fun.
3
sam
the original manchild 🙏🙏 i love him. best bachelor in the game can't change my mind. i mean he's cute, have a skateboard and in a band?? i love it.
2
leah
the second best marrige option in stardew valley. she's pretty and kind and she lives in a sweet cabin in the woods what more could you ask for?? and I love the gifts she gives at heart events, you made me a statue out of wood and I can place it in my house??? and also the paint that we draw together, they are cute
1
haley
MY PRETTY BABYGIRL. SHE'S AMAZING YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND. I REALLY DONT CARE IF SHE'S MEAN TO ME, SHE CHANGES AND BECOME THE CUTEST PERSON EVER. SHE'S MY EVERYTHING.






