Things daisy did to me

Asked me to interlock toes

Licked my slipper and then hit me with it

Collapsed in laughter because I told her she dances like an ancient tribe

Slapped me on the leg and ran away cuz she knows I'm stronger

Pinged me in the face with her toothbrush water

Forced me to put my feet on the ground because I was singing room on the 3rd floor

'Times like these remind me that I've got to keep my feet on the ground'

Asked me to fart in her mouth

Froze me with cold milk bottle

Tried to suffocate me with dirty clothes

Squeezed a wet cloth on my face

Showed me her chewed up food