xmen movies ranked (。-∀-)!!
#holyfreakingairball if any xmen fans see this list dont get mad pls 🙏
Items in this hypelist
you wont ever catch me watching
the new mutants
i like the idea of anya as magik but i do NOT want to watch this movie
Five young mutants, just discovering their abilities while held in a secret facility against their will, fight to escape their past sins and save themselves.
deadpool
+ the second deadpool movie
The origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who, after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.
ranking!
8. x-men origins : wolverine
hes such a canadian lumberjack in this movie. the starting of the wolverine lore, and its crazy. brotherly issues and lost his gf who turned out to be evil. my guy has been through so much. the best thing in this movie was will.i.am ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ just kidding, but im not. i like to think logan feels connected to jean because she reminds him of kayla. but he doesnt remember kayla, so he fell for jean.
After seeking to live a normal life, Logan sets out to avenge the death of his girlfriend by undergoing the mutant Weapon X program and becoming Wolverine.
11. dark phoenix
such a massacre of a movie. horrendous and horrible. maybe im just being mean. but this is the worst xmen film ive seen. i literally only watched it for erik and wasnt disappointed, actually i was disappointed he didnt get more screen time. killed off raven which im mad, but i dont mind because her blue makeup in this movie is also just as bad as the movie.
The X-Men face their most formidable and powerful foe when one of their own, Jean Grey, starts to spiral out of control. During a rescue mission in outer space, Jean is nearly killed when she's hit by a mysterious cosmic force. Once she returns home, this force not only makes her infinitely more powerful, but far more unstable. The X-Men must now band together to save her soul and battle aliens that want to use Grey's new abilities to rule the galaxy.
10. deadpool & wolverine
iconic. what got me into xmen. but i felt it was a bit too overhyped, i get majority of the rave was because of nostalgia, this movie also just so messy. in a good way, obvi, the plot made sense but there was so much going on. but the plot felt useless, like what was the point of this movie (ㆀ˘･з･˘)?? these two definitely did it in the car.
A listless Wade Wilson toils away in civilian life with his days as the morally flexible mercenary, Deadpool, behind him. But when his homeworld faces an existential threat, Wade must reluctantly suit-up again with an even more reluctant Wolverine.
9. x-men : the last stand
such a messy movie, i remember being unable to even comprehend what i watched. but it was such a fun ride nonetheless. scott was done dirty thoughh, got killed offscreen (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)! his gf jean was smth else in the movie too. she was the main mess. storm looked so good in this movie（╹◡╹）♡ erik killed his man but realized his wrongs and mourned over him. we all did.
When a cure is found to treat mutations, lines are drawn amongst the X-Men—led by Professor Charles Xavier—and the Brotherhood, a band of powerful mutants organised under Xavier's former ally, Magneto.
7. x-men: apocalypse
sweettt dreammsss are made of thisss. erik why didnt you go and hug your son when you had the chance (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ anyway, very very very sad erik lore was dropped once AGAIN in this movie. my guy lost everyone. like how charles also lost all of his HAIR in this movie. his best look was in this movie as well </3
After the re-emergence of the world's first mutant, world-destroyer Apocalypse, the X-Men must unite to defeat his extinction level plan.
6. the wolverine
more wolverine lore was dropped in this movie but it was just him having a one week vacay in japan w his asian gf. whilst being haunted by his situationship, which was DUMBBB. nonetheless i hated that this movie was FIRE o(^▽^)o !!
Wolverine faces his ultimate nemesis - and tests of his physical, emotional, and mortal limits - in a life-changing voyage to modern-day Japan.
5. x-men
LOVE LOVE LOVE the father daughter relationship between rogue and logan in this movie. it wasnt showed enough in x2 cuz they did it all HERE. i always have to laugh out loud whenever logan literally flies out of the van when it crashes.
Two mutants, Rogue and Wolverine, come to a private academy for their kind whose resident superhero team, the X-Men, must oppose a terrorist organization with similar powers.
4. X2
bobby was appreciated a lot in this movie and i love it. nightcrawlers first appearance !! and then he disappears in the third movie but wtv!!! lovvveedd how they started off the movie w kurt. erik and raven are such mean besties in this film its insane — giggling behind rogues back is so evil HELP.
Professor Charles Xavier and his team of genetically gifted superheroes face a rising tide of anti-mutant sentiment led by Col. William Stryker. Storm, Wolverine and Jean Grey must join their usual nemeses—Magneto and Mystique—to unhinge Stryker's scheme to exterminate all mutants.
3. x-men : first class
oh my godddd they were such a freaking zest fest in this. im sorry, but they WERE. the iconic beach divorce scene stills haunts me to this DAY. this movie started obsessions for EVERYONE in the cast. mainly james and micheal tho ʕʘ‿ʘʔ loved how it shows eriks backstory and why he became the villain. which he had every right to be. idc.
Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were arch-enemies, they were closest of friends, working together with other mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known.
2. logan
this movie healed the daddy issues in me. its too sad for my own good. like wym charles AND logan die in the same movie. the famous line: “dont be what they made you.” kills me everytimeeee .°(ಗдಗ。)°. !!!!! remind me to put that quote in my other list..( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X in a hideout on the Mexican border. But Logan's attempts to hide from the world and his legacy are upended when a young mutant arrives, pursued by dark forces.
1. x-men : days of future past
most fav xmen movie so lowk kind of biased ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ but its sooo good that it made it to my letterboxd four so likeee — looovveedddd eriks speech in this movie it parallels w real life — peters first appearance in xmen !!
The ultimate X-Men ensemble fights a war for the survival of the species across two time periods as they join forces with their younger selves in an epic battle that must change the past – to save our future.
