Your favorite Sturniolo Triplets quote!!

Matt has a titanium rod- Chris

Matt shut the fuck up don't tell him to stfu there gonna get mad at chue but please shut the fuck up jdjdjdjxhdhsnsjsjxjjdjsskdk

Are you three triplets no we’re fucking Albert Einstein, the Pope and fucking Abraham Lincoln

“Size big too accident”

-Christopher

if you can make them laugh and giggle you can make that ass shake and giggle

I CARE TO MUCH DID I SAY A FUCKING THING WHY DO I CARE TO MUCH YOU JUST WENT ON A FUCKING THREE MINUTE TANGENT ABOUT HOW YOU CARE I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO INTERRUPT YOU GUYS TO SAY THIS IS A FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION TOMORROW WELL WAKE UP THERE STILL BE WAFFLES THERE STILL BE PANCAKES THERE STILL BE FRENCH TOAST AND I CARE TO MUCH I COULDNT GIVE A FUCK LESS MATT COULD WAKE UP AND EAT ALL THREE TOMORROW!!

-Nick

I LOVE PUTTING A SMILE ON PEOPLES FACES!!

- Nick Sturniolo

“do you know how many dead people have died” “facts”

I might be a bus boy, but u just got served😝

“Bom, flakey, tosAster sTuDel”

Chris

COLBY JACKKKKKKK

- Nicholas